(WIDK By Rebecca Arden) – He had the runs … or he was on the run?

27-year-old Carlos Baca told police that he fled the scene of an accident, after backing into someone, because he had a bad order of Chinese food and needed to use a bathroom or else he would have made quite a mess in his own pants. 

A man notified police after Baca backed into his car and drove away, only to return not long after he left, reports The Smoking Gun.

Upon returning, he explained to police his urgency to find a restroom and take care of business, thanks to the Chinese food he had eaten earlier.

He was ultimately arrested for driving without a license and released on $375 bond.

(WIDK By Rebecca Arden) - That cannot be considered a full proper workout. 

67-year-old Scott Barron is facing indecent exposure charges after an off-duty cop happened upon him pleasuring himself on his boat, docked in a very public area on a weekend. 

According to New Times, when the off-duty cop first approached Barron and informed him to stop, his reply was “F*** you!”

Uniformed police soon arrived and Barron claimed he was simply exercising, but police did not buy his story and arrested him.

Allegedly, Barron was performing his “exercising” on the top deck of his boat, which was docked in a public boat dock that was overflowing with weekend traffic.

(WIDK By Remus Lee) - “Rod the Bod” comes clean about a condition that affected both his bod and his rod.

Acclaimed singer Rod Stewart confessed to Mojo Magazine that a rampant steroid addiction had done irreparable damage to his genitals.

The New York Daily News reports that the singer used the steroids to salvage his voice, but often left him hallucinating on stage.

Despite his condemnation of steroids, Stewart admits that he still uses them on occasion to get through a show.

The effects of Stewart’s steroid addiction have not impacted his virility, with the rocker still married to his third wife and father to eight children.

(WIDK By Rebecca Arden) – A young woman doesn’t care if society thinks she should be thin. 

23-year-old Tammy Jung currently weighs 231 pounds but her goal weight is 420 pounds, and she is consuming over 5,000 calories a day to try and reach her “ideal” weight. 

According to The Huffington Post, Jung is a Los Angeles based fetish model. Her goal is to become an Internet sex symbol for men that have a fetish for larger woman.

She maintains her own adult website, where she poses in skimpy bikinis and has quite a following from all around the world.

Her breakfast consists of waffles, pancakes and bacon, and she then visits McDonalds for multiple burgers. She snacks on blocks of cheese all throughout the day and will eat more than one pizza for dinner.

Every night she whips up a weight-gain shake of heavy cream and a tub of ice cream, which her boyfriend feeds to her through a beer-bong like funnel.

Jung hopes to make over $3,000 a month modeling online once she reaches her goal weight of 420 pounds.

Right now she is averaging a gain of 49 pounds every six months.

(WIDK By Rebecca Arden) – This man has some serious issues. 

64-year-old David Beckmann was being investigated for a separate incident when police found his pet peacock, named Phyl, dead in his garage and found evidence of sexual assault against the peacock. 

According to NY Daily News, Beckmann had been arrested for separate charges of battery and attempted indecent solicitation of a child.

When authorities searched his home, they found the peacock dead, and while the cause and time of death is still unknown, but they found clear evidence that the animal was sexually assaulted.

Police are refusing to discuss the animal cruelty charges because it is tied to another case involving a child.

On top of the animal cruelty charge, Beckmann also faces two counts of marijuana possession, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, three counts of harassment by telephone, attempted indecent solicitation of a child, and two counts of battery.

He is currently in jail held on a $10,000 bond.

(WIDK By Lauren Keough) - A women stabbed her boyfriend after he made the mistake of farting in her face.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, allegedly threw an 8-inch-long kitchen knife at her boyfriend after he farted in her face.

According to The Huffington Post, Burns told Collier County detectives that an argument ensued Tuesday night, while the two were watching TV.

Burns says that her boyfriend purposely passed gas while walking by her on his way to the kitchen.

When officers responded to a report of a possible stabbing, they found Burns’ boyfriend in front of his house, with cuts on his abdomen and left arm.

Burns was arrested following the incident and charged with aggravated battery. She remains in custody on a $50,000 bond.

(WIDK By Lauren Keough) - An animal was found in Texas that carries deadly disease. 

A  giant African land snail was discovered in the backyard of a Houston home and now researchers are sending out a warning.

According to click2houston, the parasite is called rat lungworm, which is a form of meningitis and humans should not come in contact with the snail and need to wash their hands thoroughly if they do.

A woman who lives on Twin Circle Drive in west Houston spotted a big snail in her backyard garden and snapped a picture of it.

She notified workers at the Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center who deal with invasive plants and they contacted researchers at Sam Houston State University.

This is the first known possible spotting of a giant snail in Texas and no one knows how it got here.

They reproduce rapidly and can lay 1,200 eggs a year and if confirmed as a Giant African snail, it’s likely there are more.

However, the reported snail got away before anyone was able to capture it.

(WIDK By Remus Lee) - A Brazilian woman survived an attack that kills creatures many times her size.

28-year-old Arrial do Cabo native and non-aquatic lifeform Elisangela Borborema Rosa is millimeters from death after a freak accident which forced a harpoon into her mouth.

Rosa’s husband was apparently cleaning the harpoon gun when it misfired, sending the harpoon into her mouth and traversing the spinal cord, according to WPTV.

Doctors in Rio de Janeiro have commented on the precision of the wound, noting that a difference of one centimeter to either side in the placement of the harpoon would have crippled or killed Rosa.

Rosa is expected to make a full recovery; Brazilian authorities hope to question Rosa as to how the accident went down after she recovers.

(WIDK By Remus Lee) - A war of words erupted when a teacher forced a student to clean his desk after he drew on it.

George and Latonia Spencer of Troy, New York, is calling out the local elementary school for not acting after a teacher forced their son to lick his desk clean.

According to CBS21, the parents came forward to the media when they felt the school district didn’t take any action concerning the allegations and the abuse of their son.

The Spencers learned of the incident from their son, who also says that the accused teacher put a gag order on his classmates to prevent them from speaking to him after he was transferred out of the teacher’s class.

The Superintendent of the Tory School District has issued a statement detailing that they are currently investigating the matter and that the public should not engage in unfounded speculation.

(WIDK By Lauren Keough) - A women’s attempt at plastic surgery left her unrecognizable. 

Hang Mioku, a plastic surgery addict, injected cooking oil into her face when doctors refused to give her any more silicone.

According to Daily Mail, after injecting an entire bottle of black market silicone into her face, Hang resorted to using cooking oil that left her face severely swollen and scarred.

Her face was so altered that her own parents did not recognise her and local children also used to call her ‘standing fan’ because her face was so large compared to her small body.

Numerous operations paid for by donations have managed to reduce the size of her face and neck but she is still significantly disfigured. 

(WIDK By Brittany Hahn)  - Talk about indecency… 

Two people in Florida were arrested Tuesday morning after officers caught them having sex on Manalapan beach.

Tanya Wheeler, 34, and Ward Powell, 53, were seen by others first who then called the police because, well, no one wants to see that.

When officers arrived to investigate, they found the two fully exposed and engaging in sexual activity, reports WPTV.

After being arrested and charged with indecent exposure and lewd behavior, the two were released… maybe they headed back to the beach.

(WIDK By Brittany Hahn) – Student athletes were punished and wound up with gross wounds. 

Four Central Indiana high school track coaches have been suspended for forcing student athletes to perform “bear crawls” on an asphalt running track for missing practice the day before prom. 

Students suffered severe blisters on their hands from the seemingly abusive drill where they had to walk on their hands and feet… like bears.

Although the students suffered, they don’t all agree with the suspension. Student Regina Solik said, ”I don’t think there’s a single person on this track team that says I want them fired. We all care because they’re a part of us.”

According to WLWT, ssistant Superintendent Jill Jay told the press that the Indiana Department of Child Services has been called over the incident.

(WIDK By Remus Lee) - This woman’s obsession goes much further than eating an eclair out of a trash can.

Phoenix, Arizona mother and candidate for least pickiest eater Kelly Athena claims to save more than $125,000 by going through dumpsters and retrieving discarded food.

According to the Daily Mail, Athena, who has been featured on TLC’s My Crazy Obsession, says she serves the discarded food to friends, adding that the food tastes just fine.

Her husband refuses to be named on shown on TV, adding that he is mortified by her actions, which has been dubbed “freeganism.”

Dumpster diving is not illegal in Arizona, but companies who catch Athena may charge her for criminal trespass.