Wish I Didn't Know
From the category archives:
(WIDK by Peter Storey) - When accidents happen, post about them on Facebook.
16-year-old Anas Jaber has been shot in the neck–through his left hand–by his 9 yr. old cousin, in St. Petersburg Florida while playing video games. Click to read more…
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(WIDK by Peter Storey) – The Grand Canyon has claimed a young victim.
Ioana Hociata, 24, stepped on a loose rock while attempting to hike the entirety of the Grand Canyon and fell to her death. Click to read more…
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(WIDK by Peter Storey) – If this is not a story of true love, it is hard to imagine how it could have been thought to work out well.
27 yr. old Erin Kathleen Queen has engaged in consensual sex with a student, 17, at the High School where she is employed in Sand Springs, Oklahoma. Click to read more…
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(WIDK by Peter Storey) - Institutional paranoia, a fabricated societal fear used to rationalize the actions of a state, often, quite apart from the stated goal, subjects everyday innocents to unjust and invasive indignities.
The Transportation Security Administration, a cabinet and therefore non-congressional authority, has insulted a family by calling them aside in the Chicago airport to pat down their three-year old son, confined to a wheel-chair while his casted leg heals. Click to read more…
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(WIDK by Peter Storey) - A high school basketball coach is about to find himself in court.
After forcing two female players to run laps, one of the player’s father’s, Shelley Miller, arrived at the St. Stanislaus High School and punched Asst. Coach Jeffrey Yackus to the floor and, straddling him, into unconsciousness before the fight could be broken up by head coach Robert Johnson. Click to read more…
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(WIDK by Peter Storey) - A sordid secret has been illuminated by the surprise birth of a child.
Fathered by an allegedly illegal immigrant, Juan Martinez Hernandez, according to his admission of multiple sexual encounters, the child was born to a 14 yr. old girl in the bathroom of an apartment in Mecklenburg county. Click to read more…
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(WIDK by Peter Storey) - Brigham Young University is abuzz with the sordid sound of blackmail.
The Beehive State has been stung by the poisonous news of Brad Adam’s, 36, sexual encounter with a 21 yr. old BYU student in good standing and his subsequent attempts to extort money, sodomy, or both from the young man. Click to read more…
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(WIDK by Peter Storey) - An out of this world visitor has manifested itself within a tree trunk.
Ken Dobson, an octogenarian, discovered the bizarre likeness while bucking up some firewood in his Wiltshire backyard; his wife and he have decided to preserve the portrait from its intended incineration. Click to read more…
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(WIDK by Peter Storey) - It’s a black day for a a blushing Bride-to-be.
Her fiance, Jacob Jarozewski, took a trip to that country from whose shores no traveler returns; after a reported fight at his own bachelor party, he was found dead early the following morning. Click to read more…
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(WIDK by Peter Storey) - A teacher has boasted about getting two teens wet in their high school hallway.
Suspecting the amorous children of hugging and playing tonsil-hockey outside his classroom, a Nashville high school teacher doused the two with a bucket of water in an effort to drown their public loving. Click to read more…
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(WIDK by Peter Storey) - In the spirit of our forefathers, an Ohio Township has removed tyranny from office.
Unable to overcome a 9-yr. old’s truculent truancy, an town police officer zapped the child with his taser in an effort to subdue him–the allure of learning apparently insufficient to persuade the child. Click to read more…
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(WIDK by Peter Storey) - The tyrant sun claimed an innocent victim in Prince William County, VA.
Forgotten by his mother, Karen Murphy, in a minivan for seven hours as she facilitated her veterinary practice, 2 yr. old Ryan Murphy succumbed to heatstroke in his carseat. Click to read more…
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(WIDK by Peter Storey) - A five-year old had an unforgettable birthday party at a Texas Chuck-E Cheese.
Forgotten by her parents–whose ten children range between the ages of two and fifteen, according to ABC News–the five-year old slept, lonely, in the custody of the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services responsible for Brazoria County. Click to read more…
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