I psychically command you to take your damn feet off of me.
Patrick Stewart teaches the art of the quadruple take in this video.
As charming as this acting demonstration is, it fails to distract me from the real question: where the Hell do you sit on a cabin porch listening to Stevie Wonder while Patrick Stewart hangs around in shorts and a hoodie and plays with your feet? Star Trek fantasy camp? A deleted scene from X-Men United? Some kind of Ayn Rand fantasy camp where all of the world’s billionaires and geniuses retreat to a remote compound to be unburdened of the plebian masses?
Oh, well—I guess I’ll never know. I’ll just have to settle for another back rub from Leonard Nimoy.
Watch the video below or on YouTube.